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Greetings internet traveler! If you’re like most humans you have trouble expressing those things that make you all squirrely inside. Scientists call them feelings. Here you’ll find an array of handcrafted and uniquely designed greeting cards and accessories that can turn those awkward feelings into adorably awkward sentiments.

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You're a Slytherin - Birthday Card


You're a Slytherin - Birthday Card


Sure, your seemingly normal friend believes that a more perfect world is just around the murder-all-the-mudbloods corner, but they're a Slytherin. They can't help it if everyone is naturally inferior to them. So go ahead and let your pure-blood buddies use their birthday wishes for whatever master-race fantasy they desire.

Front: You're a Slytherin!
Inside: So we all know you used your birthday wish for something super racist.

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All of our cards are printed on 70lb bright white 5.5" x 4.25" stock made with recycled materials. Each piece comes with one of our signature 60lb Electric Green self sealing envelopes and two Awcard Turtle sticker seals. How classy. Your card will ship in a sturdy 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.