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Wiped My Butt - Father's Day/Mother's Day Card

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Wiped My Butt - Father's Day/Mother's Day Card

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Dad. He's always been there for you. So next time you think about not getting him something nice for Father's Day, imagine if he thought the same way about wiping your butt when you were nothing but a flesh-colored poop machine. 

Front: In the past, you wiped my butt. In the future, I'll return the favor.
Inside: Happy Father's Day!

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Mom. She's always been there for you. So next time you think about not getting her something nice for Mother's Day, imagine if she thought the same way about wiping your butt when you were nothing but a flesh-colored poop machine. 

Front: In the past, you wiped my butt. In the future, I'll return the favor.
Inside: Happy Mother's Day!

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