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Greetings internet traveler! If you’re like most humans you have trouble expressing those things that make you all squirrely inside. Scientists call them feelings. Here you’ll find an array of handcrafted and uniquely designed greeting cards and accessories that can turn those awkward feelings into adorably awkward sentiments.

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We object - Wedding Card

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We object - Wedding Card

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How dare two people get together and live happily ever after. Just when you had finally tossed out all those long held dreams of romance and love as nothing but Hollywood deceptions here come these two ingrates to shatter your cynicism and show you that no, true love does exist. WTF?

Front: We object! 
Inside: But only because your marriage will set the bar too high for the rest of us.

***Customization Alert!***
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