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Greetings internet traveler! If you’re like most humans you have trouble expressing those things that make you all squirrely inside. Scientists call them feelings. Here you’ll find an array of handcrafted and uniquely designed greeting cards and accessories that can turn those awkward feelings into adorably awkward sentiments.

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Unmentionables - Birthday Card

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Unmentionables - Birthday Card

4.00

Death is a part of life. But so is the disturbing thought that at one time you squeezed through the, uh, well, you know....that part, down there, that you'd rather not, um, how to say this...see, what I'm saying is, there was you, as a baby, and your mom, as a, well a woman, and you were kind of...in between, if you get my drift, and it was, well it wasn't a pretty sight and I'd rather not go into detail thank you very much!

Front: You're one year closer to death.
Inside: But on the bright side, you're one year further away from when you touched your mom's unmentionables. 

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