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Atlanta, GA

305-710-7318

Greetings internet traveler! If you’re like most humans you have trouble expressing those things that make you all squirrely inside. Scientists call them feelings. Here you’ll find an array of handcrafted and uniquely designed greeting cards and accessories that can turn those awkward feelings into adorably awkward sentiments.

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The Middle Ages - Birthday Card

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The Middle Ages - Birthday Card

4.00

The plague, syphilis, some asshole noble who wants to bed your wife, there were plenty of ways to meet an early and grisly death back in the middle ages. So when your friend is whining about his life being over at 30, give him a sweet reminder at how lucky he is that he wasn't born in an age where he'd be burned alive for being a warlock for taking out his cell phone.

Front: In the middle ages, you'd probably be dead by now.
Inside: Happy 30th!

**Customization Alert!**
Just let us know how old your birthday person is turning and we'll customize your card with their age. Select "Other Age" above the "Add to Cart" button and indicate your desired age in the message to shop owner box.

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All of our cards are printed on 70lb bright white 5.5" x 4.25" stock made with recycled materials. Each piece comes with one of our signature 60lb Electric Green self sealing envelopes and two Awcard Turtle sticker seals. How classy. Your card will ship in a sturdy 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.