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Greetings internet traveler! If you’re like most humans you have trouble expressing those things that make you all squirrely inside. Scientists call them feelings. Here you’ll find an array of handcrafted and uniquely designed greeting cards and accessories that can turn those awkward feelings into adorably awkward sentiments.

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Once A Year - Christmas Card

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Once A Year - Christmas Card

from 4.00

The holiday season is the best time of year. So why limit it to two and a half months?! Let your loved ones know you're down for some holiday cheer any time of year.

Front: The holidays only come once a year.
Inside: Though, don't let that keep you from giving me presents, drinking lots of booze and making out under parasitic plants whenever you want.

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All of our cards are printed on 70lb bright white 5.5" x 4.25" stock made with recycled materials. Each piece comes with one of our signature 60lb Electric Green self sealing envelopes and two Awcard Turtle sticker seals. How classy. Your card will ship in a sturdy 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.