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Atlanta, GA

305-710-7318

Greetings internet traveler! If you’re like most humans you have trouble expressing those things that make you all squirrely inside. Scientists call them feelings. Here you’ll find an array of handcrafted and uniquely designed greeting cards and accessories that can turn those awkward feelings into adorably awkward sentiments.

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Live Birth - Birthday Card

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Live Birth - Birthday Card

4.00

No matter how busted up life has made your friend after all these years, you can rest assured they look better now than the day they flopped out the womb all covered in afterbirth. 

Front: If you've ever seen a live birth, you know that you're much better looking now.
Inside: Happy Birthday!

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All of our cards are printed on 70lb bright white 5.5" x 4.25" stock made with recycled materials. Each piece comes with one of our signature 60lb Electric Green self sealing envelopes and two Awcard Turtle sticker seals. How classy. Your card will ship in a sturdy 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.