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Greetings internet traveler! If you’re like most humans you have trouble expressing those things that make you all squirrely inside. Scientists call them feelings. Here you’ll find an array of handcrafted and uniquely designed greeting cards and accessories that can turn those awkward feelings into adorably awkward sentiments.

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Delusional Stranger - Christmas Card

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Delusional Stranger - Christmas Card

from 4.00

Santa may be jolly and stacked with presents but that doesn't diminish the fact that he's a crazy old man bent on breaking into your house while you sleep. So wish your loved ones a Merry Christmas and give them a heads up on the stranger danger. 

Front: A delusional, obese, elderly stranger is coming to town. 
Inside: Merry Christmas!

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All of our cards are printed on 70lb bright white 5.5" x 4.25" stock made with recycled materials. Each piece comes with one of our signature 60lb Electric Green self sealing envelopes and two Awcard Turtle sticker seals. How classy. Your card will ship in a sturdy 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.